DEMO DERBY --- Redneckville

Demolition Derby/Trailer Race

My brother-in-law is a redneck for sure, he loves doing redneck things like trapping varmint and watching his gay dog hump things........... He also loves Demo Derby's.  Since he was unable to participate in the Derby at the Floyd County Fair due to disqualification, he decided to bring his shitty station wagon over to Webster City for the Trailer Race.  What is a Trailer Race?, you ask yourself.  Well it's crappy demolition looking cars pulling some sort of trailer behind them (boat, jet ski, camper, or an actual trailer.)  They race around a half track approx. 25 times or until everybody else blows up or gets stuck somewhere.

Demo Derby

My boys watching the cars.

Landon loved it!

 This one was hilarious.  It was the pick-up/suv demo, and there was only 2 vehicles and it lasted the longest of any of them.  They just kept ramming the crap out of each other until the pick-up couldn't move again.  It was actually pretty awesome!

 Mr. Sexy here was apparently asking the age old question "WANNA LICK" as much as Beth Frettim was taking a couple seconds to think about it, nobody was taking him up on the offer...

The Demo finally, anybody left running got to hit the crap out of each other.

 Here is #42, the crap box station wagon that Alex thinks is awesome.  His trailer consists of something he made with a pallet, a box, wheels and a giant stuffed dog.

 This is what the first turn looked like after the first lap!!!  About 10 cars got stuck and ran into each other and crapped out.  Alex did get stuck in this at one point and was down 4 laps.  The lead car blew up and the 2nd car had all flat tires so Alex broke free from the wreck lapped them a bunch and took 1st Place!!! Crazy isn't it.  We stormed the track and Landon took a photo with the winner and that was our night!!  If my sissypants would send me the photo I would put it on here!

 

 

 

Landon enjoying the show sporting the #42 for uncle Alex.