Tractor Pull - New Hampton

Let's just keep it trashy and post the Tractor Pull too.  This is all out of order because I'm all confused with all these frickin photo's.  Grand National Truck and Tractor Pull  that is how we spent one of weekends.  I haven't been to truck pull since I was a child so this was to be soo much fun.  Well... it was.  When I went years ago they actually pulled pick-ups that were super decked out, this was all tractors and some semi's but they were pretty much awesome tractors.  Here are some photo's they were all taken with my cell phone that is a huge pile of shit, and all photo's are from the start of the night because I got to drunk to take a steady photo! :)

 This thing seriously had 4 engines, sounds like a cheap hobby.

 This one was the smallest and the loudest!!

 DAVE.... DAVE WENZEL... Leave it to my frickin dad to get spotted in the stands by one of the officials that just happens to know him.... WTF Dave why are you so cool?

 Brittney showing off her muscles trying to lift one of the weights they use to weigh down the pull rigs.

The ladies by one of the semi's

Showing ofF the bad-assery of these tractors.

 This one is for Jared since he is now a CASE IH employee.. well not really but something like that.  GROUPIE!!

DEMO DERBY --- Redneckville

Demolition Derby/Trailer Race

My brother-in-law is a redneck for sure, he loves doing redneck things like trapping varmint and watching his gay dog hump things........... He also loves Demo Derby's.  Since he was unable to participate in the Derby at the Floyd County Fair due to disqualification, he decided to bring his shitty station wagon over to Webster City for the Trailer Race.  What is a Trailer Race?, you ask yourself.  Well it's crappy demolition looking cars pulling some sort of trailer behind them (boat, jet ski, camper, or an actual trailer.)  They race around a half track approx. 25 times or until everybody else blows up or gets stuck somewhere.

Demo Derby

My boys watching the cars.

Landon loved it!

 This one was hilarious.  It was the pick-up/suv demo, and there was only 2 vehicles and it lasted the longest of any of them.  They just kept ramming the crap out of each other until the pick-up couldn't move again.  It was actually pretty awesome!

 Mr. Sexy here was apparently asking the age old question "WANNA LICK" as much as Beth Frettim was taking a couple seconds to think about it, nobody was taking him up on the offer...

The Demo finally, anybody left running got to hit the crap out of each other.

 Here is #42, the crap box station wagon that Alex thinks is awesome.  His trailer consists of something he made with a pallet, a box, wheels and a giant stuffed dog.

 This is what the first turn looked like after the first lap!!!  About 10 cars got stuck and ran into each other and crapped out.  Alex did get stuck in this at one point and was down 4 laps.  The lead car blew up and the 2nd car had all flat tires so Alex broke free from the wreck lapped them a bunch and took 1st Place!!! Crazy isn't it.  We stormed the track and Landon took a photo with the winner and that was our night!!  If my sissypants would send me the photo I would put it on here!

 

 

 

Landon enjoying the show sporting the #42 for uncle Alex.

DB - Dierks Bentley

Dierks Bentley Baby!!!!!

Roadtripping with my work-wife to Tama for Summer Jam at the casino featuring; Dustin Lynch, Emerson Drive and Dierks Bentley.  Our "Crew" consisted of Lisa, Allison, Ginger and ME... let me give you an idea on an age range here 22-50!!!  WOWSA, it was something else.  But some how we managed to catch the eye of some skanky weirdo's that wanted to chat with us and take a photo with us, where one did tell Lisa to "smile and act like she likes this"...... well hard to do when you are scaring the hell out of everyone!!  Allison could not participate in the photo due to her broken tailbone (aka swamp-ass that was being soaked up by her adorable outfit, poor Alli :(

It was approximately 300 degree's that day and the sun was beating on us really hard!!!  Here are some photos to help you get a good idea of the awesomeness!!

Lisa and I

The Ladies of the night!

Dustin Lynch

A little work-wife love.

Lead singer of Emerson Drive,....mmmm.

Senior photo-op

The man of the hour, Mr. Dierks Bentley!!!!!

 

Jenna's Bachelorette Party

 Ever been to Wellsburg??  Well this is about it.  They allow you to park a bus in the middle of the street and take pictures in front of it.  Actually a truck came up behind us and reversed the whole way back down the street to get out of there.... LOVE IT!

 Of course you need to put a trashy dollar on the ceiling while your head almost gets chopped by the ceiling fan, and the locals are yelling that we look like the Flinstones.....

 This is the classy bus we were on, also known as the "RAPE BUS"... Jenna once got tongued by the bus driver in her single days, and a near rape incident a couple months ago.

Sissy Pants

 Uh-Oh Brittney likes this jam, now I smell a challenge a brewing!!

 And here it is... oh yeah it is a "Booty Shake-off"... impressive!

 The Bachelorette Jenna.

 The first body shot of the night, and since Jenna is a little virgin she is so scare!!  Yes he is wearing a pink neckerchief......

 Miss Allyson is a real trooper.  Nickname "Fancy" because we couldn't tell if she was going to go hooking later then go catch an interview quick!! Bahahaha had to be there I'm sure.

 Embarrassed after licking a man, Jenna needed to sit for a bit!

 The next two are just crazy hooker dancing.

 This guy has an inverted chest so taking a shot out of it is necessary, apparently he is an old buddy because I remember seeing him at the wedding.

 Jenna did not enjoy that, obviously.... If you can turn your attention to the background of this photo, Jenna spit the shot back out into his chest whole.  Chelsea is now slurping up the slopping seconds because he is wasted and out of control.

Our Random Fun Life!

These are just some random fun times from throughout the week.

On Monday I went golfing at Don Williams in Ogden, after work.  First time out this season and first time at this course.  Managed a 50 with 2 mulligans :) and I didn't have a score card so I had no idea what yardage was or where the green was, pretty much golfed it blind.  I did have a helper with me that only cared about the tiny pencils and the golf cart.

Mom's caddy! :)

On the 4th, we went to Slater for the parade and it was boiling out... wouldn't you no it, I didn't wear sunscreen at adventureland and got fried.  So sitting in the sun at 10:00 am for an hour really sucked ass!!!  Landon enjoyed picking up all the candy and wanted to go further and further into the street to get it.  After the parade we prepared for the big Mud Volleyball Tournament in the park.  My friend Christy talked me into this and then she didn't even play!!! What a fart face!!  We did end up taking 4th place out of 17 teams, it was double elimination and we just kept whooping ass!  Apparently our name was team CORTISONE, because all the guys had some sort of injury, but we later agreed to Slater T-Gater after the tailgate bus.  It started at Noon and we finally lost out at 6:30 p.m........ OMG!!! It was too hot to drink we were all dieing, probably why we finally lost a game!!

Slater T-Gater, 4th place.

  On Friday night I get a text from the stay at home that she is bored and wants to drink.  Since both of our children were being wild animals.... it was wine time.  Landon and I went to Megan and Evie's where Landon enjoyed some milk and coloring while I enjoyed some wine and crafting.  Megan has been working on new bows for Evie and Landon wanted to try them out.

Don't mind all the wine glasses sitting out for only 2 people..........

PRETTY BOY!!

 That concludes my week off, I'll add more photo's and show off the sweet party I attended this weekend.