Brittney's Big 2-6

Well my little baby sister turned 26 last Saturday, she is getting so old :)

We traveled to Janesville, IA for some delicious STEAKKKKK, at Jack and Arnie's.  To share in this monumental event was the Howe's, Morty the Warty (enjoyed Pepsi's all night), Jenna Beving and DREWS.....

Grilling our Steaks

After eating about $400 worth of food between the 8 of us we traveled to a little whole in the wall across the street where Jared and Dustin got verbally harassed by drunks as they played some Jay-Z on the jukebox... time to go!!!!

Alex's face is priceless.... probably because Jay-Z was playing

Cheers for your B-day!

At Brittney's request we hit up Denver, IA she has a work employee that bartenders at "Bart's End Zone" on the weekends and she was going to HOOK US UP!!  Well there was only 4 people in the bar when we got there and 2 of them were high on heroin (which we had a 15 minute conversation about how you "do" heroin... sorry we just don't know our drugs very well).  We played the crap out of country music until everybody left and we took over that shit!!!  Pretty sure they were practically giving drinks away because at one point I ordered 8 shots and it was $10 (HELLS YEAH).  The bartender was the woman I accused of being a drug dealer in a previous post, turns out she's not, my bad!  For some reason the front of the bar was made into some sort of 1970's living room.  The guys were exposed to Herpes, HIV and AIDS when they turned one of the couches into a pull out bed for the night!

There was a lot of dancing, singing (I asked the bartender if there was a microphone somewhere for me to "turn this shit into karaoke)"..... WOW!!!  Well at least I didn't try to make a new boyfriend with the middle aged man names Amos, sitting at the bar..... JENNA!!  

Jenna and her BF Amos :)

Rum Chata, Ohhh yyeeaahh

Dancing away, Laura is WAY into it!!

I felt the need to harass Drew's, by pulling his hood up and tieing it off so that he could only see out of a tiny circle.  His way of "getting me back" was to try to kiss me........ he would yell I'm going to kiss you, and come after me.  WTH Drew's you need a woman obviously!!

We all got wasted and everybody passed out on the way home.  

Night Night birthday girl

The women turned in for the night leaving the men to continue drinking.  Apparently Jared didn't know which bedroom I was sleeping in so he cuddled up with Laura before her husband came in and kicked him out, only after he laid in my bed for a while because he didn't want to wake Jared up because he was snoring so loud..... WTF Jared!!!!!  I had to wake them up the next day so that Jared could get his shirt, and phone out of there room.  To top everything off everybody had puked the next day which included my sister running from her room to the bathroom puking the whole way, on the carpet, then leaving a sign on the closed bathroom door DO NOT ENTER, BBAAHHHAAAAHHAAA oh don't worry I WON'T!!!  We got about 1 mile down the road before I got out of the car and did my share of barfing, you know it's a good night if you get rid of all the calories you just put in the night before.

Here are some fabulous pics!